Hello, you can call me Kevin the Nervous Cow. A carbon based life form occupying some humble quantity of Earth-crust. Why am I nervous? It’s terrifying! Sharing with you, people. Look at you there, I can already hear your web browsers caching away every word, ready to haunt me at a moments notice. Well you know what? Forget it. At some point there was a Dinosaur who said to himself “Hey, I shouldn’t poop here in the open, that’s embarrassing.” and now look at them! Evolved into chickens, served to us for breakfast and whatnot, completely humiliating. So my point is.. what was my point. Oh right, respect chickens.
So uh, it’s nice to meet you. Stick around.