Category Archives: Drawings

Puhlootoe

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Do you know how Pluto got its name? The Pluto Incident (also referred to as Phase 5 or the Pluto disaster) was a catastrophic experimentation incident that occurred on 26 April 1955 at the Disney Research and Development Lab in Pardon, California (then officially San Laos), which was under the direct jurisdiction of the central authorities of Disney and funded by DARPA. An explosion and fire released Phase 5 of the experiments, including a highly dangerous human dog hybrid known as Pluto. which resulted in several deaths along the California coast and Los Angeles area.

The Pluto incident was the worst genetic accident in history in terms of cost and casualties.[1] It is one of only two classified as a level 7 event (the maximum classification) on the International Experimental Event Scale, the other being the release of Experiment C5 (Trum-P) in 1946.[2] The battle to contain the experiment and avert a greater catastrophe ultimately involved over 500,000 workers and cost an estimated 18 billion dollars.[3] During the accident itself, 31 people died, and long-term effects are still being investigated.

It was determined the following year that the prototype Pluto would be launched into space as part of the mission Dark Freedom. Dark Freedom is a robotic space transport built and launched in conjunction the European Space Agency. Along with Mikey, its lander module, Dark Freedom was launched for its destination comet 69X/Churyumov–Gerasimenko (67P).[6][7] It also performed a flyby of the asteroids 21 Lutetia and 2867 Šteins.[8][9][10] On 12 November 2014 the mission encountered a serious error, and the capsule was lost to the thick debris of the outer Kepler debris field[11] Thinking the signal was lost, the mission was filed away until the signal came online on 15 January, 1963. It was found on a previously unknown Kepler belt object. This object was named after the failed experiment Pluto, and remains in quarantine under the authority of the International Agency on the Exclusion Zone Management to this day.

Illustration by me

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???

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From the notebook, whatever this is.

It makes more sense if you listen to this song.

(It doesn’t really I just wanted to trick you into listening to The Four Tops because you looked like you needed it)

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Nightcrawler

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Nightcrawler was a strange and dark movie, a movie with no good guys and an ending that makes you feel relieved and guilty at the same time. Naturally I loved it, so I made this poster based on the camera used by Jake Gyllenhaal in the film. Maybe nobody saw the film, I’m not sure, but I hope you enjoy the poster anyways.

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Everything Bagels Suck, If You Like Them You Are A Bad Person.

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I wrote a lot of different things here that weren’t related to each other but then I deleted them. No worries though, I feel that the image above from my notebook pretty clearly describes what I was trying to communicate to you.
 
I also noticed that if I make a typo while writing these posts, rather than clicking back to where the typo is I will just backspace all the way back to the typo, re-write it, and then re-write the rest of the text again. So there’s that.
 
I hope you found all of this educational.

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Trick

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Ahhh it’s Halloween time. Free we are once again to frolic in meadows of skulls, stopping to smell the corpses, maybe take a splash in the River Styx. Fun for everyone! And i’m going to enjoy it while I can because rest assured after the fun is over the true horror begins. Yes, I’m talking about Christmas season.

Can you hear it? Can you hear the jingling in the distance? Coming closer.. closer still. A faint march on the horizon. You can see it now. An army of trolls adorned in horribly clashing blood red and vomit green glitter. At its head a grotesquely obese man. He comes closer and you can make out a banner he carries in his hand: “2 for 1”.

God help us all….

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Isolation, what a beautiful awful wonderful horrible gift.

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Craig

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Craig is going to be my new creative wisp. If that sounds stupid you can blame Elizabeth Gilbert, it was her stupid idea (link). Which is now Craig’s stupid idea.

You’re my boy Craig….

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Questionable Confidence

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Sometimes in life you come across the question “How would you rate your self confidence?”. When I see that question I usually want to select “Extremely confident” and “Not at all confident” simultaneously. I think it could best be summed up with the following sentence: “I’m the best, right?”.

The key word there is the “right?’ at the end. Because I’m a supremely confident–almost arrogant–person, but only if other people approve of that analysis, right?

It’s what happens when you go through life loving yourself while simultaneously assuming that everybody else hates you, and you really don’t need it. That I am extremely confident about.

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Evolution

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The Tyrannosaurus Rex has more in common with a chicken than an alligator. 

Enjoy your time on top, humans. 

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Dreambending

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Today I woke up, and read my texts, emails, and messages like usual. The weird part is that I wasn’t awake. The weirder part is that I knew it.

Lately I’ve been waking up only half-way, and reading things that my subconscious is creating without my involvement on my phone. I don’t have to think of the things before I read it, they are already there just like they would be if I was awake. Sometimes it’s a message from family or friends, and sometimes it’s spam mail from an oil change place that doesn’t exist. I’ll just keep reading them like I would a normal message because as far as I’m concerned it’s all new information, even though I know I’m not awake. It’s like some kind of fake internet my mind created. I’ve read entire news stories and marketing pitches in this dream internet, sometimes I even think I learned something new. Who knows maybe I did.

I also tried making some kind of comprehensive life philosophy list today but that didn’t work out..

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Bored Meeting.

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And that’s enough of that…

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A really, really stupid phoenix.

There’s only one thing to do with a new notebook, and that’s fill the first page to the brim with complete crap.

What other way could there be to begin such an endless task….

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Bac·ca·lau·re·ate

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I’ve graduated! I wish someone had doubted me so I could tell them to suck it right now. Unfortunately I’m surrounded by loving and supportive people.

Needless to say my autobiography about overcoming hardships is not going well.

Cheers to the next chapter!

 

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I’m… You’re… We’re insane.

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Do you feel that? It’s the sound of everyone judging you. Like the low whine of a vacuum cleaner on the wrong floor setting. You can rest easy tonight though denizens. We’re all weirdos with stuff to hide. When your boss does find your anonymous cake blog you probably think he’ll never look at you the same way again, but more likely he’ll just say “Hey, I too enjoy a good cake.”

We’re all defendants in a courtroom with no jury. Being weird is the only state of existence. There’s no judge, just a hologram.

Sure maybe nothing’s ever quite as good as you pictured it in your head, but that’s a good thing. It’s like you’re in the Tour de France and your coach is barking strategies out a car window. You’ll never catch him, guys in a damn car, but at least you have something to chase. That stupid voice you’ll never catch up to might be annoying, but it’s on your team.

Image inspired by Anonymous at Robotic Raven

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Out to get me.

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This image has a secret meaning. Search as you may in futility, for the Chameleon reveals no secrets.

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Dreamsketching

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Last night I had a dream. No, not about the civil rights of my children. About boats! Fast boats. Boats so fast they can’t be controlled. Flying over bridges and crashing back down into the river below. Skimming across the surface of super highways lit like laser beams and sunlight. Racing almost into another dimension. Accelerating and accelerating until you can’t take it any more. You jump out, and watch your rocket boat crash into the side of a building.

I’ve seen this before. Over the years as I’ve begun tracking and sketching my dreams, a common theme has emerged: Speed and the inability to stop it. Whether I’m walking, biking, running, driving, snowboarding, flying, or boating, I can’t stop. Sometimes I want to stop, sometimes I try to stop, but I can’t stop. I can never stop.

I’ve asked doctors “Why can’t I ever stop in my dreams?” but they seem puzzled. I’ve asked mechanics if they can fix my brake lines but don’t understand when I point to my head.

I guess I’ll just keep moving.

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Gravity 2: Dinonauts

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I really wanted to make this into a finished comic, but like all humans I’m forced to prioritize… (Thanks Obama…)

Maybe later yeah?

 

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My Obsession

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I’ve been drawing this ‘maw’ a lot. I count at least a couple as I scroll down my blog. It’s not that I really care about this image in particular, but the emotion. Ever since I started drawing I’ve wanted to create something that truly pushes the limit of intensity. Something where every hair in the image is screaming at you, as if it would break if pushed a little further. I feel like this emotion is the next step in art for me. It captures something I felt when I was a kid, when the world was mine for the taking.

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Dead Post

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Just something to go along with the other slightly darker creations I’ve been producing lately. Be sure to like it so I can feel validated.

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Balloooooooooooon

Just doodlin’ in the new notebook. Did you know Millipedes have two penises and spew hydrogen cyanide gas? Well you do now!

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Entertainment

Obscure sketch from the notebook.

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