Being the benevolent bovine that I am, I have decided to grace you peons with the gifts of my
Could a well founded, sourced, and educated argument be made that you shouldn’t take advice from me? Yes.
What are my qualifications for advising you, academic or otherwise? Nope.
Will you take advice from me anyways? That’s between you and your psychiatrist or therapist.
That being said, I did graduate from a
four six six and a half year university, am a self taught expert in a handful of design fields, and my mother is still talking to me. So I must be doing something right. You can use the form below to ask me questions either personal or professional, and check the box if you want me to keep it between us. Simple.
Here are some example questions to get you started, with example answers included:
Q. You Suck.
Q. How far away is the moon.
A. Here you go.
Q. What’s the best kind of pie?
A. You disgust me.
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Disclaimer: It goes without saying that I cannot be held responsible for what you do with the advice you are presented. Some advice may be given in the form of poorly drawn pictures, I also cannot be held responsible for how you interpret those pictures. Keep in mind that If my advice in some sick miraculous irony leads to your success in life, you are required by law to send me an emotionless and pragmatic thank you note with your printed signature.