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Stay Ruff

This is street dog.

Your leg muscles are just meat to street dog.

Street dog is gonna’ take a nibble when you aren’t looking.

Street dog keeps it ruff.

Don’t mess with street dog.

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The Third Keeper: Electric Swift

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Things we think we know about a person, relative to what we think we know about ourselves, relative to what we think we know about the world.

Ghosts, judging ghosts, judging dust.

 

So I stopped trying to answer their questions.

Even better, I stopped trying to explain myself to myself.

I built my own monolith in a field.

Mountains from dirt.

Incredible for no reason, and to no person.

 

Winds in any direction still lift, after all.

So tell me, what’s the difference.

Better yet, don’t.

 

 

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Shelters

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They keep telling me that you don’t exist.

But what could that possibly matter.

I can’t feel the rain,

And they are far behind now.

 

 

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Controlled Drive

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Just because you’re holding my map upside down doesn’t mean I’m lost.

Now hand me back that map and try to keep up, because I won’t wait for you.

Love
Cow,

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Cephi The Colossal Cpace Cephalopod

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For Super Sunday, An illustration inspired by the hilarious (and vulgar [I mean it don’t read them {Okay well don’t come crying to me} ] ) writings of my good friend over at Terrrible Stories: Cephi the Majestic Star Eater. Seen here in her youth.

Want to see a summarized GIF of the creation process from sketch to finish? Then quit reading and use your mouse parts to CLICK HERE NOW 1,000,000th VISITOR CONGRATULATIONS, and check back later today for a SECOND POST (ITS THE END TIMES).

With Love,
Cow.

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What I think I might sort of maybe kind of possibly know about life at 25, a compendium of guilelessness:

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Okay here we go:

1. Everyone is just an old kid playing make believe. Especially those kids in suits with briefcases. Their new tree house just has an elevator. Buy a kite, one of the really stupid superhero themed ones.

2. Everything worth loving in life you carry in your mind, if love is inside of you then love is everywhere you go. You can’t possibly lose. Attacking yourself is the greatest war crime.

3. Your retirement fund can’t buy you the last 40 years of your life back. Spend more time at the park doing really stupid stuff. Ducks are cool. Your parents disappointment just means they love you anyways.

4. Someone on their death bed was granted the wish of living as you for today. Every day. They usually wish you’d dance more even though they know it’s cheesy to ask.

5. Never fear death, if you’re dead you can’t have regrets, like “Man I shouldn’t have put that fork in the toaster.”

6. Happiness is acceleration. You can only feel it when it’s increasing or decreasing, but neither can last forever. You’d fly off the planet.

7. Music will do more for you than religion ever will. Fill your house and brain with it. Don’t take life advice from anyone who doesn’t.

8. Quit being in a hurry to reach some goal or destination, life is only ever this exact instant that you’re in, and nothing else, ever. EVER. The past literally does not exist, neither does the future.

9. Everything you’ve ever thought can be completely wrong, including existential lists you posted to WordPress.

10. Always say exactly how you really feel. Rejection is better than fear. You can always go it alone.

11. Your stupid cave man body is going to want to think stupid cave man thoughts. This war of logic vs. impulse will last forever. Try to roll with it rather than taking it head on.

12. If you ever start to lose perspective, go outside and stare at the moon until you feel better.

13. Watch lots of documentaries, read lots of books, or don’t who cares? Birds are weird.

14. Life is also weird.

15. You’re definitely forgetting something.

If you need me call me. I”ll be hanging out with this stupid whale.

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Satan is pleased pt. II: Rage of the puppy

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You know me, just messing around in Photoshop again.

Original photo: http://tinyurl.com/mxlq9jb

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Well that’s terrifying

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“Centipedes often eat the brains of their prey, because they’re full of nutrition.”

I’m watching a show called “Speed of Life” on Netflix, and let me just say that if you were interested in not sleeping I’d highly recommend it. You’ll get to see rats being digested in the stomachs of snakes, cute rodents slowly suffocating, and brain eating centipedes. All in glorious high definition slow motion!

I’ve come to peace with it though. This is just the world we live in. Banks charge fees for in account transfers, someone thought it was a good idea to remake Red Dawn, and centipedes eat brains. Such is life.

Sigh.

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The Pale Horse

I looked, and there before me was a pale horse. Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind.

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Original photo: Cliff Hanks
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