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Boise News: Depressed Pontiac Gets Drunk, Holds Up Traffic


After learning no Pontiacs would ever be produced ever again, an inconsolable Grand Am went on a drunken rampage, holding up traffic for several hours in northern Boise Wednesday night. He was later taken into custody, where he will receive mental support. This comes after an incident involving a Saab 9-3 last week, in which a bank robbery resulted in 3 deaths. Calls for background checks at fuel pumps have largely remained unanswered by Idaho legislature.




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