Just because you’re holding my map upside down doesn’t mean I’m lost.
Now hand me back that map and try to keep up, because I won’t wait for you.
A cockroach can withstand 900 times it’s own weight in pressure, survive on postage stamp glue, and breathe underwater for 45 minutes. Calling someone a cockroach is a poor insult. I should be so lucky to have something in common with the cockroach.
I hope you all find your inner cockroach. Just–you know–not in your clothes or anything.