Tag Archives: lol

A Prestigious Award

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I want to thank everyone who helped me get here! Myself, a fish, a sandwich. Too many to name them all. I have to stop before I cry. Thank you thank you.

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Am I a dumb? A mental expropriation.

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Everyone agrees on two things: that a majority of people are stupid, and that they are not one of them. We can as such deduce that a common factor shared among all stupid people is a sincere belief that they are not stupid. I can say I’m smart, but that’s exactly what a stupid person would say. Therefore the only way to prove objectively that I am smart is to believe I am stupid, which is the one thing a stupid person would never do. Unfortunately reaching this conclusion makes me feel smart, which reintroduces the possibility that I may be stupid. I realize now that my only choice it to believe that I may or may not be stupid, and I don’t feel any way about that.

 

Solved, next question.

 

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Satan’s Best Friend

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Nobody ever told me they liked these things, I just keep making them because I think it’s hilarious. Hey screw you though I’m not selling anything here. Seriously why are you even reading this? Don’t you have something to do? Get out of here you creep. Just kidding don’t leave, can’t you see how unstable I am? I mean look at this blog post.

Always remember kids: puppies obey only the will of Satan. Tell an adult immediately if you believe a puppy is attempting to drain your soul energy for his dark master.

This is a PSA of the World Health Organization.

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Satan is pleased pt. II: Rage of the puppy

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You know me, just messing around in Photoshop again.

Original photo: http://tinyurl.com/mxlq9jb

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Heroes

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Just a sloppy little weekend comic for you guys.

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Play it cool, man.

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Somehow doodling little fuzzy hats on my stick figures makes me feel warmer. It’s 0*F here in Idaho so naturally I drew this with gloves on, that’s why the lines look all janky, which according to WordPress is not a real word.

I have a history of awkward moments with retail employees. I don’t think we understand each other. I’d try correcting them “KEVIN… no.. KE-VIN”, but it wasn’t worth it. Evan is a fine name anyways and he apparently has great taste in coffee. I’ll just be Evan, that’s fine. “TO GO….. TO … GO…. OUT……… OUT” Okay I guess I’m eating here. At least the music is nice and I don’t have to wait until I get home. La-de-dah.

Oh well. If Ryan Gosling taught me anything in the movie Drive it’s that speaking up is totally uncool. If you need me Evan will be enjoying his hot water to stay.

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Gravity 2: Dinonauts

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I really wanted to make this into a finished comic, but like all humans I’m forced to prioritize… (Thanks Obama…)

Maybe later yeah?

 

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Just doodlin’ in the new notebook. Did you know Millipedes have two penises and spew hydrogen cyanide gas? Well you do now!

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Generational Marketing

I was watching a presentation about generational marketing at Boise State University. I think I accurately summed it up in these notes I took.

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