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No Swim

People carry so much shame.

Please give it to me.

We can burn it right here.

And you can feel light again.

 

 

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This is our stop

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Was feeling sunny so I made a boat and put it on some calm seas naturally. Hope you enjoy it.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go soak up what’s left of the suns delicious nuclear fusion smoothie and see if I can’t break a couple more fingers.

Thanks for looking!
-Cow

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KSHHH

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This is your captain speaking, we’ll be approaching cruising altitude shortly. When the seat belt lights turn off please feel free to do whatever you’d like to do however the hell you’d like to do it for–god damn–ever. We’ll be arriving at your destination when you’re good and ready.

Enjoy your life and thank you for choosing Cow-Air!

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Carpet

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My heart is broken, in the most literal sense. A recent doctor visit revealed that I have extra thick heart muscles on my lower left. Nobody seemed to know what that meant, so they set me up with a cardiologist, told me to return my Daily Burn: Extreme Core Heart Blaster DVD, and sent me on my way.

On the bright side I’m otherwise extremely healthy! Pending my sudden and dramatically acted death of course. I think dying from a broken heart is a pretty Greek god sort of way to go out though don’t you?

Hope you enjoyed the illustration. Feel free to share your own interpretation. I’ve heard a few.

 

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Under, Way

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Just a quiet Saturday Illustration for you guys. May you find safe harbor from the monsters that await you on your journey through life.

Cool runnings.

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